Saturday, April 11, 2009

阿星的故事 The Story of “Ah Singh”

Chapter 1
A Singh who is a sailor?
Ans.: Karpal Singh

Chapter 2
A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
Ans.: Yam Singh

Chapter 3
A Singh who is digging a hole?
Ans.: Menggali Singh

Chapter 4
A Singh who like to slap people?
Ans.: Tau Ba Singh

Chapter 5
A Singh who is a gangster?
Ans.: SamSingh

Chapter 6
A Singh who is lost?
Ans.: MisSingh

Chapter 7
A Singh who is noisy?
Ans.: BisSingh

Chapter 8
A Singh who likes herbs?
Ans.: Gin Singh

Chapter 9
A Singh who kills people?
Ans.: AssasSingh

Chapter 10
A Singh with one ball?
Ans.: BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

Chapter 11
A Singh with two balls?
Ans.: BalanSingh

Chapter 12
A Singh with three balls?
Ans.: AMAZING ! ! !

Chapter 13
A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
Ans.: KuldipSingh (Cool Deep Sink)

Chapter 14
A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
Ans.: YeohHupSingh

Chapter 15
A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
Ans.: No lah, not Titanic Singh. Is KaramSingh.

Chapter 16
A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Ans.: Relax Singh

Chapter 17
A Singh who is a lousy Singh?
Ans.: OwtarSingh

Chapter 18
A Singh who likes roundabout?
Ans.: PuSingh

Chapter 19
A Singh who flying around on a broom?
Ans.: Sau Pah Singh

Chapter 20
A Singh who is a three-star general?
Ans.: Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

Chapter 21
If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
Ans.: Mata Wang Ah Singh

Chapter 22
Then what do you call a Singh that likes to scold people?
Ans.: TiewNiaSingh

ENJOY YOUR DAY WITH AH SINGH…LOL ^^

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